tyler and jamie making futile last minute plans in anaheim during game 2 (◡︿◡✿)

deaththreat:

The best kind of alcohol is a lot.

lemonadedoesnotmakeoranges:

I dont just do this with people I know. I try to help everyone 

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

crazysexyfierce:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

thank u to whoever just followed me and gave me 663 followers u have received the bradley blessing

Anonymous humped my leg: WAIT YOU LIVE IN GLENVIEW IL?

i was jk its like an hour from me

WHEN U HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLY AF AND U FEEL SO COMPELLED TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT

lilbismydad:

This dog probably has a lot to say

tantantheglassman:

ollimaattas:

sidcrosbys:

HAHA Q GOT FINED 25K 

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Why does no one ever talk about the guy behind him?

spaghetticluck:

Anyone living around the Glenview, IL area

I was standing by my house, by the bus stop, when a man (balding, early 30’s, heavy set, wearing sunglasses, had a black and white pit bull looking dog in the back) drove up next to me asking where chase bank was while masturbating.
I have never been so terrified- please watch yourselves. This isn’t the first time he has done this.

People who don't wear glasses: I wish I wore glasses.
People who wear glasses: No.

seidenburger:

to y’all hatin on the bruins…
don’t hate me cause you ain’t me
and by me I mean the bruins

aausten